♕ Building my Empire ♕
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

condorn:

do you think fish ever get thirsty

(Source: condom)


cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)


wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”


rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”


pleatedjeans:

via

gosh that’s so evil that I am laughing so hard
dream place :(

*strict asian parent voice* haven’t i told you not to write on yourself you will look dirty!


mtvstyle:

IM CRYING

ughh they’re perfect 

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how


pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡